Ravens Blow It

Hello Monday Night Football...do you remember us? We are the Baltimore Ravens, we had the second best record in the AFC last year at 13-3, we laid an egg against the Colts in the playoffs, we had 6 turnovers in tonight's game, we got hosed on a tying TD catch by Todd Heap, we then put the ball right between the 8 and the 6 on Heap's jersey and he does not catch it, our quarterback not only got hurt but looked like he was playing JV ball, Ray Lewis ripped his tricep the third play of the game. Yeah that's us the Baltimore Ravens, I am bummed that you lost...but you are still my favorite team.